A few notes from week #1.
- The Judge has purchased a new WMD and will henceforth be known as "The Gauge". I believe the new toy is some sort of shotgun.
- The UF and Criminal showed up 30 minutes late and they were already sweaty. We are not sure what they were doing - together - but what ever it was it is okay. We are very tolerant football players. Well, tolerant of their activities. Tardiness? Not so much.
- With 10 v 10 we must have 3 ineligible (otherwise it is just a big mess) so we rotate, all of us, the job of blocking. The Heat Seeker (@135#) decided, on his turn, to block the Sackinator (@100#) instead of 4X (@380#). Understandable and rather humorous, but, not allowed.
- Gio, always the entertainer, played the entire game with a wrestling mask. And what is really amazing is that he could actually catch the football....hmm... actually he never took the mask off so we are not really sure it was Gio. Anyway, Gio will henceforth be known as "Lucha Libre".
- And most important of all, we made it through Week #1 injury-free!
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Lucha Libre |
West scored on 4 TD passes from Tim D to Leo Speedwagon, Billy B and Tommy B(2). East scored on 2 TD passes from the Gauge to Tom C and the world's largest WR - 4X. Sackinator registered 1 sack. Heat Seeker registered 3 sacks.
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Tony C, Sackinator, Lucha Libre & Billy B |
Saturday we played 7 v 7. West beat East 31 - 28. West had the Gauge, Heat Seeker, the Goozman, Mike P, Jordan P, Billy B and Tommy B. East had Mike O, Tom C, TD Banker, the UF, Lucha Libre, 4X & Roger M.
West scored on 5 TD passes from the Gauge to Heat Seeker (2), the Goozman and Billy B(2). East scored on 3 TD passes to Tom C, 1 from Lucha and 2 from Mike O. Mike O also ran for one TD. Sackinator provided the QB pressure and got another sack.
My daughter, Olivia, told me about this video when I told her to drink her milk. You know, protein is really important for athletes. So all you Mr. T fans had better drink your melk.
See you Saturday, mutha'uckers.
Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club
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