Finally. Time for some real football! Aren't you guys tired of watching the sorry, lame a$$ REDSKINS? RG who? We got The Judge and Tim D! You think Bowen and Baker are big? We got 4X and Big Jim! You think Hall will make you pay for a mistake? We got JC! Tired of watching Garcon and Reed run lame a$$ patterns? Check out Billy B, Tom C and TD Banker. Think London Fletcher can deliver some pain? We got London Collin. You think Morris is fast? Have you tried to catch the Heat Seeker? You think Orakpo gets after QBs? We got the Sackinator. You think Mike Periera knows the rules? We got Eric. Seriously. Think Bruno Mars can put on a halftime show? We got Gio! You think Suzy Kolber looks hot? Criminal's got some new tights! You think Zed and Maynard are scary? We've got the UF! And if that's not enough, we got some new players coming out this year. Look out for Hingle McCringleberry and D'Glester Hardunkichud.
I hope you boys are ready. I hope you've been keeping fit. I hope all your injuries are healed or at least manageable. We lost quite a few T fans throughout the season last year. So, are you ready to play? Or, are you ready to say, "that's enough. I'm done. No more pain for me"? I'm sure I'll say it. Some day. "But not yet... not yet!" (Recognize that Gladiator quote? I've been thinking about renaming the football club. Just thinking. I mean, it is like one of the most bad a$$ movies ever.)
Our first game is at 8 AM at Marshall HS on Thanksgiving, 11/28. We have to start early due to T-day crowds. Remember last year? No worries. The Judge knows Joe. Game 2 is the Saturday after, as always. This year 11/30 at 9 AM at Waters field.
Bring a red shirt. Try to be on time. "Strength and Honor!" Suckas.
Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club.
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