Thursday Night Lights

Thursday Night Football, 12/19 @ 7:30 PM @Waters  Bring the wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, kids, grills, chips, kegs... We will be playing under the lights! Come out and help us celebrate the Merry Football season!

We also play Saturday, 12/21 @ 9 AM @ Waters

This week we played 4 v 4. East beat West 25 - 14. East had the Gauge, HH, Bullet Bob and London Collin. West had one sub with 4X, Heat Seeker, Billy B, Tommy B and Big Jim. East scored on 2 TD passes from The Gauge to HH and on 2 pick six by London Collin and HH. West scored on a TD pass from Big Jim to Tommy B and a 100 yard pick six by Billy B. Sackinator provided the QB pressure.

So, WTF? 4v4 is a lot of running. Where is everybody? We've played 4 games so far this year. Do you know how many you've played? I do. Here is the YTD attendance score. If you don't have at least a 3, YOU ARE FAILING. You need to bring up your grade. This week is a good opportunity to make that happen:

The Gauge	4	Criminal	1
4X	4	Tony C	1
Tommy B	4	The Goozman	1
Sackinator	3	Mike P	1
Billy B	3	Jordan P	1
Heat Seeker	3	TD Banker	1
Tim D	2	London Collin	1
Lucha Libre	2	Bullet Bob	1
Mike O	2	JC	0
Big Jim	2	Kenny A	0
Mark H	2	Simon Says	0
Patrick M	2	Kyu	0
Tom C	2	Big Dan	0
The UF	2	Rick the Pick	0
HH	2	Todd M	0
Roger M	2

I play football Saturday. I watch football Sunday, Monday & Thursday so I see a lot of commercials. Are the Lexus commercials with the bows just about the most annoying crap ever? I mean, why are they always on during football games? How many football watchers have enough money to buy someone a car for Christmas? Really! Even if I were a gazillionaire I wouldn't by a car without consulting Mrs. T first. She would get sooo pissed. And its not just the idea of buying a car that's annoying, its those stupid f--king bows and those dorks making them. Who are they targeting with these commercials? I watch football and I do not get it. And what's with the f--king dog wearing the damn bow? Just kind of shows up at the end. Drives me crazy. I'd rather see the Viagra commercials.

And they are also pretty damn annoying. You know the ones - guy's sailboat breaks, truck stuck in the mud, whatever. Then the narrator says "You're too smart to let this get you down..." or some BS like that. Somehow this is related to not being able to crank one up. And they just beat around the bush, pun intended, instead of just coming right out and saying it, "You're too smart to have a limp d--k." And if you've never seen the commercial before or didn't know what Viagra was, you may not even know WTF they were talking about until they start telling about all the possible side effects, like the "erection lasting more than four hours call your doctor." Side note: Ever have to pee really bad at night - bad enough to get wood -  but, you're too tired or lazy to get up so you just keep rolling over and shifting to find that temporary comfort? Ever do that for more than four hours? If you took Viagra and that happened you'd have to call your doctor. Just sayin.

I'm done ranting. This is your week. This is your opportunity. Stop making bows. Play football.

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club