Mr. T Fans Football Club: Feliz Navidad Cazadores de Patos

Because once a week just ain't enough, next game is Friday, 12/27 @ 9 AM @ Waters. Then Saturday, 12/28 @ 9 AM @ Waters. Football! Yea baby!

Thursday night we played 7 v 7. West beat East 33-27 in double overtime! A very exciting game. The fans were ecstatic setting a new Town of Vienna noise record of 200 decibels and shattering records held by Kansas City and Seattle. West had the Gauge, Kenny A, TD Banker, HH, Big Jim, Billy B and Tommy B. East had Mike O, JC, Tom C, Criminal, the UF, Bullet Bob & London Collin. West scored on 3 TD passes from the Gauge to Big Jim (2) and Tommy B. Kenny also threw a TD pass to the Gauge and ran one in. East scored on 2 TD passes from JC to Tom C and JC also ran for 2 scores. Applying QB pressure we had Austin, Josh, Max, the FF and Turk.

Saturday we played 7 v 7. East beat West 28 - 26 in another close game. East had Kenny A, Tim D, TD Banker, Tom C, London Collin & Patrick M. West had the Gauge, JC, HH, Big Jim, Mark H, Billy B and Tommy B. East scored on 2 TD passes from Tim D to Patrick M and Kenny threw 2 TD passes to Tim D and London Collin. West scored on 4 TD passes from the Gauge to HH(2), Big Jim & JC. Austin rushed the QBs.

Criminal and the UF could not play football Saturday because they were busy. They are making a new reality show, "Gay Duck Dynasty". This will replace that other reality show. Now, I know what your thinking. But, you're wrong. The humans in the show are not gay. Well, not necessarily gay. They could be and that's okay. Tolerancia - es muy importante! The premise of this show is that the ducks are gay. Now I'm not sure how to tell the male ducks from the females. But Criminal does. He's a bird watcher. One of his other activities, you know, besides breaking the law. And the UF knows how to attract the gay ducks. He doesn't use a call. No need. Instead he wears a special suit and does a special dance. Here he is practicing. And there's no reason to even talk about duck anatomy. Everyone knows "its water tight." Has to be, right? Also, once the gay ducks are within shooting range, they will only shoot the black ducks, because the black ducks like to be shot. Who knew?

Don't be a gay patos de caza and definitely don't be a pato. You might get shot, suckas.