Feliz Año Nuevo, Jugadores de Fútbol!

This week we play the 8th Annual Hangover Bowl on New Years Day @ 10 AM @ Waters Field. Then we play Saturday 1/4 @ 9 AM @ Waters.

Not enough to play on Friday. Despite the promises of showing up, we only had 6 players - the Gauge, Tim D (now known as Dewey), Tom C, Big Jim, Billy B and Tommy B -  and nobody wanted to play 3 v 3. Too much running. So, I guess some thought they would not have to work, but, they did. Some thought they would get out of bed on their day off, but, they didn't. And some thought they had cojones. But, they don't.

Saturday we played 5 v 5. West beat East 25 - 6. West had JC, Wiley C, Big Jim, Tom C and Tommy B. East had the Gauge, 4X, Kenny A, Jeff H and Billy B. West scored on 4 TD passes from JC to Wiley, Big Jim, Tom C and Tommy B. East scored one TD pass from the Gauge to Kenny A. Interceptions were made by Wiley, Billy B and Tommy B. Pass rush was provided by the Sackinator and Cole.

The World's largest athlete had the world's smallest large injury. 4X hurt his pinky. (Note that each of 4X's digits weighs 2 pounds.) Actually, it was pretty bad. He dislocated it and it was sticking out at like 90 degrees. Gnarly, huh? But the good news is 4X was only disabled for as long as it took him to run across the street to the fire department, pop his finger back in place (4X did that himself) and get it bandaged up. Then, he was back in the game! That's how we roll at Mr. T football. Prissies need not apply.

4X Pinky Injury

So Billy B got some aftershave for Christmas. It's called "Happy Endings". Haha. That's a funny name. He says it really burns - bad. Uh. It's aftershave right? Supposed to tingle a little bit. So you put it on your face, right? Because, you know, it doesn't matter what it's called, it's still just aftershave....What a goof.

Start 2014 right. Keep the aftershave on your face and play football, suckas!

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club