Thursday, December 4, 2014

Welcome to America.

The game this week is at Waters Field on 12/6 @ 9 AM
 
Thanksgiving we played 8v8. East beat West 27-14. East had JC, 4X, Lucha Libre, Roger M, Andrew D, Sammy the Kid, Patrick M & Curious George. West had the Gauge, Dewey, Big Dan, Big Jim, the UF, Tom C, Wiley Coyote, Billy B and Tommy Gun. Sackinator applied the QB pressure. East scored on TD passes from JC to Sammy the Kid (2), Andrew D & Curious George. West scored on a TD pass from the Gauge to Tom C and a TD pass from Dewey to Tommy Gun. Definitely a faster game when the teenagers show up - Sammy the Kid & Wiley Coyote -  and the college kids -  Andrew D. Lucky for us veterans the teenagers usually can't get out of bed that early and the college kids go away.

Saturday we played 5v5. West beat East 34-19. West had Dewey, Kenny E, HH, Patrick M, Tommy Gun and new T fan, Adam D. East had the Gauge, Tom C, Roger M, Bullet Bob & new T fan Nate M. West scored on 4 TD passes from Dewey to HH(2) and Tommy Gun(2) and 1 TD pass from Kenny E to Adam D. East scored on 3 TD passes from the Gauge to Roger M and Bullet Bob(2). Cooper D applied the QB pressure and recorded a new Mr. T fan record 6 sacks! Best of all 5 of those were on his Dad!

Did you know that the Gauge has many talents? Hard to believe, I know, but he can not only throw a football; he can also sing and play guitar. His band, NRJ, is playing at Jammin Java on 12/19. Check it out! I gotta tell you, its weird seeing somebody doing something totally different than what your are used to seeing them do. The first time I saw NRJ I kept waiting for the Gauge to start yelling at someone, "Hey! You can't dance like that! Don't you know how to dance American?!" But he never did. He is actually very pleasant and entertaining and the band is really good.

Last week I was fast. This week I am faster because I am more aerodynamic....
See the difference? One mug shot is faster than the other. Jojo B says I look like a criminal in these pics but who cares. We all know who the real Criminal is and he never shows up anymore. Anyone seen this guy?
Criminal. A True American!

Show up Saturday and witness the new speed, suckas!

Tommy Gun
Organizer, Playmaker, Bullshitter
Mr. T Fans Football Club

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