Grass, Gas or ... No one rides for free.

Remember that bumper sticker? No? Neither did Jojo. Oh well.

Next game is Saturday, 1/19 @ 9 AM at Cedar Lane School. Grass!

For the first time since 06, Mr. T football was played on Grass! We played 5v5. West beat East 42-14. West had the Judge, Big Dan, Billy B, Tommy B and new T fan Todd M. East had 4X, Eric, Bullet Bob, HH & Mark H. West scored on 3 TD passes from the Judge to Billy B (2) and Big Dan, TD pass from Tommy B to Todd M and TD runs from the Judge and Todd M. East scored on a TD pass from Mark H to HH and HH had a pick six.

Anybody watch the NCAA championship game? How about Brent Musburger? Is that dude senile or what? Didn''t see the game? That's okay, I have the transcript. This is what he actually said: "Hey take a look at the QB's girlfriend. Bam, bam, bam, Alabama! Hehehe. Is she smokin hot or what? Man I'd like to get me some that young thing. Oh yea. Uuhh! (sound made while thrusting hips) Who's yer daddy!" Then a little later in the program he was pullin out some 1975 Richard Pryor , "Wake up ya momma too!" (listen at 42:16, The Goodnight Kiss.)

Grass! We may have a new home field for Mr. T. The Judge and I scouted it out last week. Cedar Lane School. Nice grass, the kind of grass that is soft when you dive on it. Grass that makes you feel good. Of course I'm talking about the Bermudas and Fescues - not the Hawaiians and Jamaicans. I don't know anything about the second kind. Heck, you don't think I graduated "High" school with a stellar 2.9 GPA without clear-eyed focus. Do you?

It's too bad we missed out on the Grass Bowl - it could have been the Rocky Mountain High Broncos vs. the Seattle's Best coffee shop Seahawks. The Big Easy could have been the Big Smoke In. Close games for sure. Peyton looked like he may have partaken in some "recreational use" before those last two Bronco drives.

Grass, gas or a$$. No one rides for free!
Unless your Mr. T. Show up Saturday and get some grass!

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club