T party is 2/15. All T fans invited! Write it down.
We played 4v4. A very disappointing turn-out. Again. West beat East 35-21. West had the Judge, Tom C, 4X & London Collin. East had Mark H, HH, Billy B & Tommy B. Criminal showed late (go figure) and replaced a gimpy Tommy B. West scored on 4 TD passes from the Judge to Tom C (3) and 4X. West also scored on a TD run from HH before he switched sides to East. East score on TD runs by Mark H and Tommy B and a TD pass from Mark H to Tommy B. The Sackinator got a sack - his Dad, Billy B! An injured Eric was there too, taking video. Thanks Eric!
Its a new day for Mr. T Football. Our grass field is so nice. Laid out with expert precision by the Judge, assisted by Tommy B. It's 60x34 yards plus 10 yard end zones. That's two firsts and then score. The grass is so soft. It actually feels good to fall down. Heck, I even fell down on purpose a few times it felt so good. I may have to stop by a few times during the week after work just so I can fall down on the new field. You guys are missing out. Don't let this field go to waste. Only 2 more weeks of Mr. T football.
It's time for me to call you out! Big Jim, UF, Ken, JC, TD Banker, Tim D, Gio, Tony, Heat Seeker, Mike O, Patrick M, Big Dan, Bullet Bob, Todd M, Kyu, Roger M, Murdock & Simon Says. Just two more weeks guys! Nursing an injury? So what. Suck it up. Coaching responsibilities? Call in sick. Wife mad at you cause you spend too much time dicking off? Might as well dick-off more. She's already mad. Make it up in February. You don't want to be around her madness anyway. Mr. T football needs you!
So we are lining the field and the Judge says to me, "We're like a couple of little kids out here." "Ha", I say, "but your worse than me." To which he replies, "You write an article about it every week." Hmm. Good point.
Get out of bed. Get some coffee. Don't be "large and non-functioning". See ALL of you on Pro Bowl Saturday.
Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club
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