Mr. T Pro Bowl

Super Bowl Saturday, 2/2, 9 AM, Cedar Lane.

T Party 2/15: 705 Birch Street SW, Vienna

We played 4v4 on the frozen grass. Another weak turn out. Was it too cold? Prissies?

West beat East 49-28. West had the Judge, Billy B, HH, Heat Seeker and Big Dan. East had Gio, Patrick M, 4X and Tommy B. Sackinator sacked. Eric videoed. The scoring gets confusing because Billy B and Patrick M had to switch sides. Anyway, West scored on 3 TD pass from the Judge to Big Dan, HH and Heat Seeker  The West also got 4 TD passes from Billy B to HH(2), Heat Seeker and the Judge. East scored on one TD pass from Billy B to Tommy B and Gio threw 3 TD passes to Billy B and Tommy B(2). Sackinator sacked the Judge! There were also 9 interceptions in this game (must have been the ice!): HH(3), 4X(2), the Judge, Big Dan, Billy B and the Sackinator got one too!

Performance. It's what we do at Mr. T's football. Watch this performance and see what happens when the Sackinator gets in the middle of a 650 pound celebration!

Hopefully we'll find in him in time for our next game. Which also happens to be our LAST game of the season. Seriously guys we need a few more players. 4X and Gio are out next week so we could really use at least 4 more. Dancing Star, how's that ankle? Rick the Pick, how are the feet? TD Banker, how's the neck? Just one more game. You can nurse it all year after this week. And what about the rest of you? Murdock, Big Jim, JC, Kenny Anderson, Tony, Tim D, Mike O, Roger M, Kyu & Simon Says. There's lots of action when the numbers are small. And the UF and Criminal? Seriously. What's your excuse? I know you two have been practicing your new, uh, performance (that's the UF banging the pole with his... pole? and criminal disguised as a flutist. Leaves me.....speechless. Almost.) But I think you boys should take a break from...that and play some football!!!

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club

Grass Bowl

Mr. T Pro Bowl is Saturday, 1/26 @ 9 AM @ Cedar Lane

T party is 2/15. All T fans invited! Write it down.

We played 4v4. A very disappointing turn-out. Again. West beat East 35-21. West had the Judge, Tom C, 4X & London Collin. East had Mark H, HH, Billy B & Tommy B. Criminal showed late (go figure) and replaced a gimpy Tommy B. West scored on 4 TD passes from the Judge to Tom C (3) and 4X. West also scored on a TD run from HH before he switched sides to East. East score on TD runs by Mark H and Tommy B and a TD pass from Mark H to Tommy B. The Sackinator got a sack - his Dad, Billy B! An injured Eric was there too, taking video. Thanks Eric!

Its a new day for Mr. T Football. Our grass field is so nice. Laid out with expert precision by the Judge, assisted by Tommy B. It's 60x34 yards plus 10 yard end zones. That's two firsts and then score. The grass is so soft. It actually feels good to fall down. Heck, I even fell down on purpose a few times it felt so good. I may have to stop by a few times during the week after work just so I can fall down on the new field. You guys are missing out. Don't let this field go to waste. Only 2 more weeks of Mr. T football.

It's time for me to call you out! Big Jim, UF, Ken, JC, TD Banker, Tim D, Gio, Tony, Heat Seeker, Mike O, Patrick M, Big Dan, Bullet Bob, Todd M, Kyu, Roger M, Murdock & Simon Says. Just two more weeks guys! Nursing an injury? So what. Suck it up. Coaching responsibilities? Call in sick. Wife mad at you cause you spend too much time dicking off? Might as well dick-off more. She's already mad. Make it up in February. You don't want to be around her madness anyway. Mr. T football needs you!

So we are lining the field and the Judge says to me, "We're like a couple of little kids out here." "Ha", I say, "but your worse than me." To which he replies, "You write an article about it every week." Hmm. Good point.

Get out of bed. Get some coffee. Don't be "large and non-functioning". See ALL of you on Pro Bowl Saturday.

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club

Grass, Gas or ... No one rides for free.

Remember that bumper sticker? No? Neither did Jojo. Oh well.

Next game is Saturday, 1/19 @ 9 AM at Cedar Lane School. Grass!

For the first time since 06, Mr. T football was played on Grass! We played 5v5. West beat East 42-14. West had the Judge, Big Dan, Billy B, Tommy B and new T fan Todd M. East had 4X, Eric, Bullet Bob, HH & Mark H. West scored on 3 TD passes from the Judge to Billy B (2) and Big Dan, TD pass from Tommy B to Todd M and TD runs from the Judge and Todd M. East scored on a TD pass from Mark H to HH and HH had a pick six.

Anybody watch the NCAA championship game? How about Brent Musburger? Is that dude senile or what? Didn''t see the game? That's okay, I have the transcript. This is what he actually said: "Hey take a look at the QB's girlfriend. Bam, bam, bam, Alabama! Hehehe. Is she smokin hot or what? Man I'd like to get me some that young thing. Oh yea. Uuhh! (sound made while thrusting hips) Who's yer daddy!" Then a little later in the program he was pullin out some 1975 Richard Pryor , "Wake up ya momma too!" (listen at 42:16, The Goodnight Kiss.)

Grass! We may have a new home field for Mr. T. The Judge and I scouted it out last week. Cedar Lane School. Nice grass, the kind of grass that is soft when you dive on it. Grass that makes you feel good. Of course I'm talking about the Bermudas and Fescues - not the Hawaiians and Jamaicans. I don't know anything about the second kind. Heck, you don't think I graduated "High" school with a stellar 2.9 GPA without clear-eyed focus. Do you?

It's too bad we missed out on the Grass Bowl - it could have been the Rocky Mountain High Broncos vs. the Seattle's Best coffee shop Seahawks. The Big Easy could have been the Big Smoke In. Close games for sure. Peyton looked like he may have partaken in some "recreational use" before those last two Bronco drives.

Grass, gas or a$$. No one rides for free!
Unless your Mr. T. Show up Saturday and get some grass!

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club

Hangover Bowl

Next game is at 9 AM on 1/12 at Cunningham Park ES. Please note venue change! This is a grass field so "shoe-up" properly. If the venue changes again for some reason, I will send another note Friday night!

VYI has given us their annual boot. So, instead of driving all the way to Marshall HS and squeezing through the fence, breaking the law like the bad boys we are, let's try CPES.

Hangover bowl we played 9v9. West had Tim D, JC, Tommy B, Tom C, 4X, Gio, Bullet Bob, Simon Says, Kyu and new T Fan, Tyler. East had the Judge, Big Jim, Patrick M, TD Banker, Eric, Heat Seeker, Vic, Tony, and new T fan, Chad. West beat East 39-20. West scored on 5 TD passes from Tim D to Tyler (2), Simon Says, JC and Tommy B. JC also scored on a pick six. East scored on 3 TD passes from the Judge to Patrick M (2) and Chad.

We played 4v4 on Saturday. West had the Judge, Billy B, HH & 4X. East had Big Jim, Eric, Tony & Tommy B. West beat East 54-25. West scored on 4 TD passes from the Judge to Billy B (3) and HH, a TD pass from 4X to the Judge, a TD pass from Billy B to HH and 2 pick sixes by the Judge and Billy B. East scored TD passes from Big Jim to Tony (2) an Eric. Tony also threw a TD pass to Tommy B. Player of the day has to be the Sackinator - 5 sacks with 3 safeties! Amazing!

The quote of the day comes from 4X's dad who showed up on New Years to watch for a while. When he got there 4X yells, "Hey dad, did you bring me my breakfast?" To which dad replies, "It wouldn't fit in the car!"

Does anybody Tweet?  My daughters do it. A lot of people I work with do it. I don't get it. It's like you take all the stupid "who the f--k gives a sh!t" posts out of Facebook and put them into one continuous stream. Is there really anyone on the planet that is so interesting you want to have constant access to their random thoughts? I mean, I could tweet to myself but I already know what I'm thinking. Usually. Right?

OK, so 9v9 was good. But 4v4? WTF guys? Where is everybody? It's playoff season - you should feel inspired! We need numbers! So quit tweeting with your twats and play football!

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club