The 7th Annual Mr. T Football Club Kickoff

I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten, huh? Ha! Not a chance. Now that the elections are over, we can pour our hearts and souls into something really important. Mr. T. Football. Are you ready? Suckas?

Opening day is Thanksgiving, 8 AM at Marshall HS. Game 2 will be Saturday, 11/24 at Waters at 9 AM.

I'd like to remind everyone that everything I write in this blog is true. 100%. Always.  Sooo.....
the other day a T fan (I won't mention any names) was talking to me about our format - you know: show up, play, leave. He thought we should we do more to get in touch with our inner-selves, or something like that. This is the actual conversation:
"Hey Tommy B, when we play football, I think we should do more to get to know each other."
Me: "Huh?"
"You know, talk about how playing football makes us 'feel'."
Me: "WTF is wrong with you?"
"I was thinking we could do an encouragement circle after each game."
Me: "Circle jerk? WTF?"
"No. Nothing like that. That would only be for the UF to enjoy. I mean like we get in a big circle and say something encouraging about, say, the person to your right."
Me: "WTF is wrong with you?"
"Seriously, an example might be like I say 'Judge, I really like the way you spread the ball around and threw it to all the receivers'."
Me: "Like the the Judge is gonna throw it to you if you can't catch."
"Well, yea,  or how about 'Criminal, I really like your new acid-green tights. They're very slimming."
Me: "WTF is wrong with you?"
 "When we talk about our feelings, it will make us all feel better. Just think about it. Okay?"
Me: "Uh, sure."

Not gonna happen.

So, amidst all the scandal surrounding the CIA these days, I came across a photo of a potential new T fan. Here she is promoting her new book.

She looks like she might be able to hang. What do you guys think? See you all Thanksgiving, suckas!

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club