Mr. T can count past infinity

Next game is Saturday, 12/17, Waters Field, 9 AM

We played 8v8 this week. West beat East 27-6. For the West we had Tim D, Big Jim, Kevin, Billy B, Tommy B, Bob V, the UF and M. East had London Collin, Gio, Tito, Murdock, Criminal, Mark S, Dances with Stars and 4X. The player of the day has to be Tim D who threw for three TDs, ran for 1, got two picks and two sacks. The play of the day came on East's only score. Dances with Stars intercepted and returned 80 yards for TD, juking and spinning all the way down the field. He actually ran 347.5 yards (I measured) and gave a demonstration why he IS the Dancing Star.

We had a quick Peewee game afterward with Sackinator and Cooper D playing on one side and Danny W and the Turk on the other. Tim D hit the Sackinator for a long TD then, after a long catch for Danny, London Collin hit Turk for another TD. Both extra points failed and we ended in a 6-6 tie.

Heat Seeker! We got a new nickname for Tito. Not only is Tito the fastest guy on the field, he also has an uncanny ability to pull flags. You think you are running free, dodging would-be flaggers, when suddenly, here comes Tito, the heat seeking missile. You won't even notice when he flies by, but, you've just lost your flag. I guess it's lucky we don't play tackle! Otherwise he may wear those sparkly purple shorts. Then the UF would be running around yelling "tackle me, tackle me!" That'd be bad.

The Dancing Star looked a little winded after his long run, judging by his being laid out for several minutes in the end zone. He did just run 347.5 yards, but who cares? For those that tend to get winded, I think this work-out vid might be for you. Seriously? This may actually be real. Huuuwaaa!!!! I showed my daughter Liv and she says "Hahaha, Why is she doing that? Such a freak!" My sentiments exactly. And if you think that's weird, check this out. WTF?

Now this is some serious traffic. Pretty cool, huh? Some of those scenes remind me of the defensive backfield when we play six eligible.

Did you know that if Mr. T was gay, he'd be Chuck Norris? See you Saturday.

Tommy B

Chief Antagonizer

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