Happy Festivus

Special Christmas schedule this week. No game on Saturday, Christmas Eve. But, as a bonus, we will play twice: First on Thursday, 12/22 at 7:15 PM under the lights baby! And again on Monday, 12/26 at 9 AM. Both games at Waters Field.  Spread the word!

We had a really close game on Saturday. We played 7v7 and West beat East 44-35. The lead went back and forth throughout the game. It was very close. Playing for West was Tim D, Gio, Heat Seeker, London Collin, Tommy B, Bob V, Mark S & Ken A. The East had Levon Helm, Dancing Star, TD Banker, Big Jim, 4X, Kevin W and Criminal. Some nice plays? Levon hit TD Banker for a long, you guessed it, TD. It was a nice throw into some tight coverage and a really nice catch looking back over the outside shoulder. London Collin scored the first two for West, one was on a kick-off return! Big Jim scored twice, the second a long run that was called back due to flag guarding. Tsk. Tsk. Levon had a nice scramble for a successful 2 point conversion to Kevin W. Tim D sealed the deal for West with a pick six to end the game. Gotta get a better name for Tim D than Tim D. Aaron Rodgers?

Playing peewee rushing for West was Cooper D. East had a guest peewee player - Joey J.

We have a new nickname for Billy E. In as much as Billy likes The Band,  he will no longer be called Levon helm. Instead, he will henceforth be known as The Judge. Why? Because the big gun ought to have a name like a big gun. "I bulave that gits the job done rot thar."

Tender hands? It's what all good receivers have. Especially the gay ones, I guess. Speaking of gay, where was the UF this week? He bought another new work-out device. It's very exciting. According to the UF, "You can work out and crank up some wood at the same time!"

So, Fans. Thursday night is your opportunity to get your tailgate on. And you don't have to drive to Landover (or Raljon or whatever). Come on down to Waters. Bring your food, beverages, kids, dogs, camping chairs. Beer bong? What the heck. Nobody's working on Friday anyway and even if you do have to go in, it will be a total slacker day.

Did you know Mr. T's van runs on Vin Diesel? See you THURSDAY!

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club