Thursday, February 4, 2010

Week 10 Updates

Tommy's Tips
  1. If you do not live in Vienna and you do not have a four wheel drive, I suggest you make your way to our fine town on Friday night. Find a place to crash. You can stay in my basement - my dog almost never bites unless I tell her to, or you could check into a local hotel.
  2. If you are a pansy-ass, make sure you get your groceries and gas up your car tonight.
  3. If you need to shovel your wife's car out in the morning, get out of bed earlier. If you need to shovel your mother and your mother-in-laws' cars out, get up even earlier.
  4. If you have cramps, take your meds.
Unless you are out of town or seriously injured, you have no excuse. So far as I know the only serious injuries we have had are a torn ACL and a fractured foot. So unless this is you or you're are recovering from a concussion (maybe you think you're Batman), you should be at Waters field by 8:45 so you can get warmed up. Remember, this is not golf, croquet, softball, baseball, tennis, polo, cricket, lacrosse or even soccer. This is football. So no jibba jabba.

Tommy B
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2 comments:

rick said...

Correction - 3 injuries. I've got stitches in my ass and leg from last week's surgery so I'm a no go for Saturday. I guess someone will just have to fill in and throw interceptions on my behalf.

February 4, 2010 at 8:28 PM
Unknown said...

My ass and leg are fine, and I'm set to display the mohawk for the last game of the season. Just wondering, anyone with a 4x4 willing to drive to Falls Church to give me a ride to the game.

I promise to throw at least three more touchdowns and two-point conversions for whomever is willing to drive here.

Any takers...er...drivers? Just thought I'd ask.

- G

February 5, 2010 at 6:40 PM

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