Remember Two Things

Two things in life are guaranteed. Taxes and the Nail Game.

When: Friday, April 15th, after 8 PM
Where: 705 Birch Street SW, Vienna

So pay your taxes and head on over. Bring bier. We will have all the usual suspects - stump, blacksmith's hammer (thanks for the education Joe), big bertha, nails, chips, bier, EZ Cheez (the squeeze can and hopefully GB with his entertaining wind ups!)

And Billy B hits 50! Let's help him celebrate his Geezerness!

Highly recommend staying away from the midnight wrestling matches with the UF. He's been taking jiu jitsu lessons. In all the sports I have ever played, choking your opponent has always been frowned upon. I think without fail it would get you ejected from the game. But in the UF's new pastime it is actually encouraged. Hmm. I don't know about that.

Also we need a stump. Hardwood, 2-3 feet in diameter, aged 3 - 6 months would be perfect. But I'm a beggar so...

Tommy B
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