Garage Party

Time for the annual Garage Party. This year it's Friday, April 4th. Come over whenever. I'd say 8 PM but nobody is ever on time so what difference does it make?

705 Birch Street SW
Vienna 22180

I will have some beer and chips, pretzels, etc. Of course we can always use more beer. And if you care to eat anything disgusting, as some of you do, like sardines, potted meat products or pork rinds, you need to bring that. Otherwise you won't have any.

If you plan to bring beer to share (with me) please make it Pilsner from either Germany or the Czech Republic. And for you geographically challenged, "Hey Tommy, look, I brought some Heineken", the Netherlands is not the same as Germany. Our Grandparents helped to make sure of that during WWII.

We will of course be playing the Nail Game. I got a nice big oak stump from Bodine. Joe A will supply us with the masonry hammer and stump stand. Big bertha is ready for late night action. I also have the Ring Game (a lot of thought goes in to naming these activities) and darts.

George, you wear the eye patch, I'll supply the EZ Cheeze. Your aim will be perfect!

For those looking for more dangerous activities, the hammer staplers are loaded. However, this year I must institute a new rule: No stapling anyone other than yourself. (It amazes me that I have to make these rules, or, maybe it doesn't?) Also, I will make sure that the yard is free of Sophie bombs so if anyone wants to wrestle you may do so without worry. Another new rule: All wrestlers must be willing participants. I am told that the UF will be taking on all challengers. You can tap or tag to get out. Now if Lucha Libre shows up with that mask, there could be trouble!

I hope to see you all on Friday, German beer in hand, suckas!

Tommy B
Chief Garage Party Organizer
Mr. T Fans INGA Club