Three Games. More Pain. More Gain.

Game this week is on Saturday, 1/7 @ 9 AM @ Waters Field. So far, no Lacrosse try-outs to move us off Waters.

Bourbon Bowl

We played 9v9 on the last day of 2011. It was hot and sunny. West beat East 30-26 in a very close game. West had Tim D, Bob V, Kevin W, Tommy B, Ken, Jeff, Tom C and new T fan Kevin F and high school player, Matt. East had The Judge, Dancing Star, Justin, Eric, Roger, Murdock, Patrick, 4X, Mark H & high school player Connor M. Plays of the day were pick six for Connor M and one-handed TD grab by the Dancing Star. Tom C and Bob V also had some real nice TD grabs. Both of these were thrown by Tim D. Ken threw a TD pass to Tommy B and Ken ran for a TD. The Judge threw TD passes to Justin and the Dancing Star and also ran for a score.

One-handed TD grab!

More Pics from Patrick M

Pain Bowl

We played 5v5 on the first day of 2012. Another nice day for football. It was hot, sunny and... foggy? Huh. Anyway, West beat East 28-6. West had Justin, Bob V, Big Jim, Criminal & Tommy B. East had The Judge, Dancing Star, Kevin W, Eric, Mark H and 4X. Justin threw 4 TD passes to Bob V (2), Criminal and Tommy B. The Judge hit Dancing Star for East's only score. Play of the day came on Bob V's second TD. After the catch he scrambled for about 40 yards leaving a wake of East-side jock straps. QBs felt the heat of peewee rushers Danny W and The Turk.

Pity Bowl

We played 8v8 on 1/2. West beat East 38-6 on a cold and windy day. West had Tim D, Justin, Bob V, Big Jim, Kevin, Gio, Tommy B, and new T fan Kevin R. East had The Judge, Dancing Star, Mark H, 4X, Eric, The UF, Tito and new T fans Cody and Clarence. Player of the day has to be Tim D. He threw 5 TD passes - one each to Gio, Justin, Kevin R, Big Jim and Tommy B. He also caught a TD pass from Justin. The Judge hit Clarence for East's only score.

Video from Criminal

There's been a lot of injuries lately. Particularly groin injuries. At one point 4X offered to help the Judge with his injury. We are not sure what 4X was planning to do, but fortunately the Judge declined. If you prefer to not have 4X help you out, there is a special stretch for avoiding that particular injury. You get down on your hands and knees, spread your knees outward, press your buttocks backward and, well.... hard to describe. But we did decide on a name. Its called the "Sandusky stretch". The UF is quite good at this stretch. He can demonstrate. Criminal can assist.

Footballs. There are real ones made of leather. And fake ones made of synthetic material. The Judge pointed out that the real ones feel more firm than the fake ones. Strange, don't you think?

Mr. T knows Victoria's Secret. See you Saturday.

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club