The 6th Annual Mr. T Football Club Kickoff

Our opening day is, as always, Thanskgiving. We start at 8 AM and we will play at Marshall HS. There are two fields, so look around. And bring a red shirt.

Criminal - you start at 7:30 AM. Then maybe you will be on time. UF, start basting your turkey early so too can be on time, flamer. And nobody wants to hear any prissy excuse about running 50 miles off-road the Saturday beforehand.

Game 2 is Saturday, November 26th, 9 AM @ Waters Field.

It's hard to believe its been five years since the Biles holiday party when Mr. T football was born. From Thanksgiving through the Superbowl we have not missed a Saturday since reaching critical mass in year three.

To commemorate this occasion, I have written a song. It's called "Play Football". (That took some thought.) Sung to the melody of Led Zeppelin's "Ramble On":

"Leaves are falling all around, It's time to get off your a$$.
Thanks to me, we play football. I don't need to hear your sass.
But now it's time for Mr. T. The frozen turf lights your way.
For now I see blood stains, and with it pain, and it's headed your way.
Ahh your jibba jabba makes me so tired, but you know you've got one thing you got to do...

[Chorus]
Play Football, And now's the time, the time is now, to Play Football.
I pity the fool, I got to take you to school, on my way.
Its been this way five years to the day, Play Football,
Gotta play the game and don't be lame.

Lame. I know. Apologies to Page and Plant. Just make sure you show up on Thanksgiving. And bring a red shirt.

Tommy B
Director of Antagonization
Mr. T Fans Football Club