I hope you boys have been keeping yourselves in shape this year. This is football baby! Time for pain - Boom! No wait, not that kinda boom, this kind - Boom! So what has your off-season workout program looked like? P90X or CrossFit? Wind Sprints or Intervals? Endurance mountain bike racing or Marathons? Weight lifting or Drills with the HS football team? If you haven't been keeping up, guess what? It's too late. Prepare for the punishment. Some T fans do this stuff all the time. I have it on good authority that Levon Helms (Billy E) and the Spin Doctor (Mike C) have been doing some stealth training in the early morning hours - intervals between the power lines on the W&OD. Former NCAA athletes trying to recapture their glory days. The UF (JP) and Murdock (Richard D) recently completed the Marine Corp Marathon. Here is a video of the UF leaving the metro just after. And Rick "I'm invincible 'cause I'm only 39" L, along with regular appearances at the VI, is on a new diet. This was his actual intake one day last week:
2 5 guys burgers
1 Heineken
4 pieces of Sushi
1 Sapporo
3 king size pack of Reese's Cup
1 pack cheese&crackers
3 Oktoberfest Hefeweizens
1 pack Hostess cupcakes
1 large bag spicy nacho Doritos
2 Slim Jims
6 pickled eggs
Yuck. I get nauseated just reading that.
Our first game is Thanksgiving morning, 8 AM at Marshall HS. Too much contention for Waters on turkey day, so for this game, and this game only, go to Marshall HS. All the rest of the season we will go to Waters first. Try not to let this confuse you.
Hard to believe its the 5th season of Mr. T's football. How many more do you have in you? Better play now before its too late.
Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T's Fan Club
P.S. Absolutely no metal cleats this year. It turns out we had a couple of injuries because of this and we do not need anymore equipment malfunctions. Unless you have equipment like her, and you don't.
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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. -Vince Lombardi
Can we start at 9AM? My backs killin me. Im going long. -Billy B
I just want to say that my diet isn't that bad...I'll admit to everything on the list except for the slim jims and pickled eggs (you need to avoid that crap - not healthy at all).
No mohawk this year...but plenty of pain!!! Have I mentioned how much I LOVE that Marshall HS field? I'm looking to overdose on football this Thanksgiving and day after.
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