Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Be somebody, or be somebody's fool!

I got the inside scoop from some of the Mr. T fans that played this week. It was 7v7 for most of the day with West beating East 26-20 (or maybe it was 20-14, it's a little sketchy). West had Big Jim, Keith, Tom C, Tim D, Murdock, London Collin & O'Kelly. East had Twinkle Toes, Levon, Kevin, Tito, Bob V, Mike C & a Gio imposter (looked like Gio, but was not Gio. Perhaps a friend of Gio?).

Showing up late were three of Tito's friends. Two were named Luis and Jose, so I am told. I am not sure these were actually their names or if this was just selected as generic-latino. The third guy was described as "light skinned" with no "Negro dialect". He was wearing a hoodie so it was hard to tell for certain but he may have been Barack Obama. I also heard that this guy was really, really fast. Faster than Tito? Then it must have been Usain Bolt.

I understand some clarification of the rules were required for which Twinkle Toes laid down the law. But I will clarify it again:

  • The defense can rush as many players as they want to and they do not have to say who is rushing. That's just football. The QB needs to be quick enough to figure it out. Got it?

Who was missing? Well, for one, smack-talkin Gio was missing. Hmm. Where was Gio? I was missing but, I was snowboarding. Here I am tackling a technical slope. (In case you are wondering, Terje is my snowboarding name, just another alias of Mr. T.) Criminal was missing and was supposed to go with me but he went to the beach to go kite boarding instead. It's a round-trip ticket so we expect he will be back next week. The UF was missing and also supposed to go with me but he decided to play with his slip-n-slide. He has joined the circus and we do not expect him back.

Next game is on 1/16 @ 9 AM @ Waters.

Some of your friends may ask you why you would want to get up early on a Saturday, go out in the freezing cold and get your ass kicked. Just remember what Mr. T says: "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T's Fan Club

1 comment:

Tom Hughes said...

As much as I am missing the pain, Ski Patrol has me frezzing my hoo hahs off at Snowshoe. If I get a weekend off, I'll post. Meanwhile, come and join me on the dark side if you like. The snow is fine. You might get called prissy for missing the FB game but hey - it's not like your running away to join the circus