Monday, November 30, 2009

First name Mr, middle name 'period', last name T!

Well, one prediction was correct - Pain! And man there was a lot of it. If you aint hurtin, you aint exertin. Like that rhyme? Thought you would. Bob the Builder figured since steel toed boots worked so well on the job site he would wear steel spiked cleats on the turf. Hmm, best to watch out for that. Questionable attire aside, we had some pretty serious collisions both days - guys were seeing stars, laying on the turf, limping, holding their arms. It is touch football but....

Thursday we had 18 guys and played for almost 3 hours. Saturday it was 6v6 and we played for two more. On both days the score was decided by the extra points. 21-20 on Thursday and 28-26 on Saturday.

Frank Twinkle Toes, Bob the Builder, Kevin, Gio, Roger, Billy B, London Collin, Bard and Tommy B showed up for punishment on both days. We also had Mike C, O'Kelly, Patrick, Brig, Chico and the Man, Tito and Mike P and new T fans, Tom H and Billy E on Thursday and then Bannon the Banker and new T fans Tim D and Sean P on Saturday. Oh, and as a side note (its all a side note, isn't it?), Bard, due to some off-season shenanigans, is to be known from now on as The Criminal, or, just Criminal. Why? Ask Judas Priest. Breaking the whaaat???!!!!

Noticeably absent this week was the UF. Says he hurt his back. Whatever. Maybe he hurt it playing the kitchen for a new song in Mike C's band. Or, maybe he did not have time to play because he was busy writing the lyrics for this song. Nice oven mitts.

The highlight of the week has to go to Gio who came out sporting a Mr. T mohawk. Or was it a Nite Elf Mohawk? He seemed to be running faster. Maybe we should all get mohawks?

Maybe not. Next week, 12/5, 9 AM, Waters Field. Bob the Builder plans to sharpen up his cleats... Pain!!!! I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

Tommy B
Chief Antagonzer
Mr. T's Fan Club

4 comments:

Brig Tison said...

Great Write-up Mr. T,

Hey, I may have fractured my foot Saturday so I might be on the IR List. I'll be there Saturday but I'm questionable as of Monday at 7:30pm. Great fun last weekend. I saw bodies flying all over the place. At 47 YO, I can tell you that I couldn't walk for 3 days; Pure punishment but a blast. Dave C. blocked me into the ground on one play and Billy Emerson had me flying through the air a few times. Great Fun!

Unknown said...

TO: BRIG
FROM: Gio

Get a mohawk. You'll heal faster. It hurt to walk all day Friday, but I was all better on Saturday, and healthy enough to burn Bob the Builder on a deep pass!

My secret? The power of the mohawk. LOL

Get well soon.


TO: Everyone else
FROM: Gio

As of 11/30/09, I'm no longer sporting the mohawk.

Good thing it'll live on in jpeg format on the internet. :D

See y'all on Saturday.

Murdock said...

I am missing all the fun. Hope to see you there this Sat, but have to run a race with my girls in Reston so I will be late, but not if you play for three hours. I suspect a slow day post a first friday in December party.

Anonymous said...

Hey Gio FYI: you can't burn someone when their playing zone. Either way you won't catch another pass this year on my side of the field. You have inspired me to play hard, thank you. See you Saturday