Remember Two Things

Two things in life are guaranteed. Taxes and the Nail Game.

When: Friday, April 15th, after 8 PM
Where: 705 Birch Street SW, Vienna

So pay your taxes and head on over. Bring bier. We will have all the usual suspects - stump, blacksmith's hammer (thanks for the education Joe), big bertha, nails, chips, bier, EZ Cheez (the squeeze can and hopefully GB with his entertaining wind ups!)

And Billy B hits 50! Let's help him celebrate his Geezerness!

Highly recommend staying away from the midnight wrestling matches with the UF. He's been taking jiu jitsu lessons. In all the sports I have ever played, choking your opponent has always been frowned upon. I think without fail it would get you ejected from the game. But in the UF's new pastime it is actually encouraged. Hmm. I don't know about that.

Also we need a stump. Hardwood, 2-3 feet in diameter, aged 3 - 6 months would be perfect. But I'm a beggar so...

Tommy B
Got Stump?
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SuprBowl Saturday

We only had 3v3 for our finale. Fizzled out. Done.

East had HH, Adamizer and Roger Rocker. West had Big Jim, Kenny Rugby and Tommy Gun. We played a very tiring game on a very narrow field with a lot of defense and a lot less offense.  West beat East 21-14. West scored on TD passes from  Big Jim to Kenny Rugby and from Kenny Rugby to Big Jim. Big Jim also had a pick 6. East scored on two pick sixes by HH and Adamizer.

Tommy Gun
The end of an era
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Snow Bowl, Round 2

Next game, also LAST game this year is on SuperBowl Saturday @ 9 AM on Waters Field.

The Field

Only 5 players showed up this week, but we made the most of it. Adamizer, HH, Rick the Pick, Criminal and Tommy Gun. 2v2 Redzone game. Three plays to go about 10 yards and score. We just rotated QB, WR and Defense so everyone played everywhere. Everyone caught and threw multiple TDs. Best of all we played tackle! We had passes, runs, trick plays, fake trick plays, razzle dazzle, laterals, blitzes, toe taps, diving catches, goal line stands and HH even had an interception. I know you suckas are sorry you missed it. The snow is still about 10 inches deep so its really hard to run fast and it makes a nice cushion when you get knocked down.

The Players

This week will be your last chance to play. Final game of the 10th season of Mr. T Football. The five pictured are Guaranteed to show up. We need at least 5 more. I wanna see Big Jim, Kenny Rugby, Rodger Rocker, George, Hatrick Patrick, Mike O, Frank, Pistol Pete, Billy B, Sackinator and Jake the Snake. There will probably still be some snow!

Let's play, fools!

Tommy Gun
Mr. Guarantee!
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Snow Bowl 2016

Pro-Bowl Game this week Saturday, 1/30 @ 9 AM @ Waters Field

Ready to go. Waiting for the Mr. T Fans.

We played 1v0 this week. Tackle in the snow!  West had Tommy Gun and East had no one. West beat East 7-0. West scored on a kick off return for TD by Tommy Gun. Gun smoke, untouched. East had 4 delay of game penalties. Then no one quit.

Tommy Gun. Winner.

Of course you could say "loser". Hanging out on a big snow-covered empty field by himself with nobody to play with. Whatever. We could have had an awesome game of tackle in 18 inches of snow! Am I the only one who loves football as much as me?

Is it too cold? Lame. Is the blizzard "scary"? Grow a pair. I get that many could not get their car out of the driveway. But a lot of guys live close enough to walk. You could also Mountain Bike on the plowed streets (I know cuz I did that after I left Waters.) And if you don't own a Mountain Bike well that's just lame too.

Only two weeks left. Try to not be lame.

Tommy Gun
Looking for new Friends
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Rumble on the Rhombus

Next game is Saturday, 1/23 @ 9 AM @ Waters Field - The Rectangle Challenge.

It may snow. So what! We still play. Don't be a prissy.

We played 4v4 with JC as all-time quarterback. West had Wiley Coyote, Sammy the Kid, Rodger Rocker and Tommy Gun. East had Sean, Jacob, Billy B and the Sackinator.

West beat East 48-46. West scored on 7 TD passes from JC to Wiley Coyote (4), Sammy the Kid (2) and Tommy Gun. East scored on 7 TD passes to Sean (4) and Jacob (3).

That's 14 TD passes from JC in his final game of this season! Good luck JC. See you on the field next year.

Tommy Gun
Geometric Perfectionist
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Week 8

Next game is 1/16 @ 9 AM on cushy Waters Field.

We played 8v8 today. East beat West 26-20.

East had JC, Wily Coyote, Criminal, Big Jim, Hokey Joe, Jake the Snake, and three new players - Alex, Gavin & Luke (I think).

West had Adamizer, HH, Sean, Rodger Rocker, Turk, Tommy Gun and two new players (? & ?).

East scored on 2 TD passes from JC to Jake the Snake and Big Jim, a TD run by JC and a pick six by Wiley Coyote.

West scored on 3 TD passes from Adamizer to Rodger Rocker, Sean & Tommy Gun

Tommy Gun
Keep Gunning
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Waters Field is THE BOMB!

Game this week is Saturday 1/9 @ 9 AM on soft, cushiony Waters Field! Its so nice.

We played 6v6. East beat West 40 - 29. East had JC, Wiley Coyote, Sean , Roger Rocker, Mike O and Hatrick Patrick. West had Kenny Rugby, Tom C, HH, Criminal, Billy B and Tommy Gun. We definitely need to split up the teenagers!

East scored on 7 TD passes from JC to Wiley Coyote (4), Sean (2) & Hatrick Patrick. East scored on 3 TD passes from Kenny Rugby to Criminal, Sean (when he switched sides) & Tommy Gun. West also scored when HH got a pick six.

Tommy Gun
Chairman
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