Start 2016 like you mean it.

Next game is  Saturday, 1/2/2016. Waters Field 9 AM. No New Years Day Hangover Bowl this year. This geezer can only play one game per week. Takes me like 5 days to recover and since I'm organizing this...

We played 5v5 with East beating West 56-42. West had Mike O, Frank, George, Turk, and recently escaped from a two year incarceration, Criminal! Also subbing in for the West was the Heat Seeker, now fully recovered after two years from his baking injury! East had DeFran, Sackinator, Pistol Pete, Billy B and Tommy Gun.

The QBs switched around a lot but I think the scoring was, for East, TDs for Mike O, Frank (2), George, Turk, Criminal (2) and Tito. For West the TDs went to Sackinator (3), Defran, Pistol Pete and Tommy Gun.

Last game of 2015. Nice to see some old faces back out on the turf. Lets keep this up a few more weeks, Okay?

Happy New Years. Suckas.

Tommy Gun
Still gunning. Barely.
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JC arrives Justin time for Christmas!

We are back at Waters! New turf. I know everyone will miss the felt covered concrete but sometimes you have to sacrifice pain for comfort.

Saturday, 12/26 @ 9 AM @ Waters Field! Come out and work off the Christmas fat, fat boy.

We played 4v4 with JC as permanent QB. East was HH, Adamizer, Jake the Snake & Pistol Pete. West was Patrick M, Big Jim, Billy B and Tommy Gun. East beat West 68-56. Not much defense. Oh well.... East scored on 9 TD passes to HH (2), Adamizer (4) and Jake the Snake (3). HH also had a pick six. West scored on 8 TD passes to Patrick M, Big Jim (3), Billy B (3) and Tommy Gun.

Epic day for JC - 17 TD passes!
Merry Christmas suckas.

Tommy Gun
Still Gunning...
Mr. T Fans Football Club

Week 4

We will play at Madison again. Saturday, 12/19 @ 9 AM. Waters is still locked up.

This week we played 4v4 with The Gauge (who recently escaped from his Anger Management training) at permanent QB and T-Sizzle applying QB pressure for both sides. East beat West 27-14. East had Frank, Patrick, HH & Brian Bourne Legacy. West had Billy B, Atomizer, Landon Zone and Tommy Gun. East scored on 3 TD passes from the Gauge to Patrick, HH & Bourne Legacy and a pick six by Frank. West scored on a TD pass from Gauge to Atomizer and a pick six by Billy B. T-sizzle got two sacks and commented to the Gauge, "Where's the pocket presence, RG3? Lame."


After Gauge and Patrick  left we played Vets vs. Young Guns with Atomizer at QB. The Young Guns won 21-14 and scored on 3 TD passes from Atomizer to Landon Zone, Frank and Bourne Legacy. Vets scored on 2 TD passes from Atomizer to HH and Tommy Gun.

Tommy Gun
Still Gunning...
Mr. T Fans Football Club

Week 3

We play at Madison HS @ 9 AM on Saturday 12/12. Waters Field aint done. They gotta spread all the little rubber beads to make it nice and soft. No more Waters concrete. Just remember to take your cleats off outside cuz those rubber beads will get all over the place. Maybe you can do that at your house but Mrs. T gets mad.

Saturday we played 6v6. West had JC, Tom C, Roger M, Big Jim, HH and Terminate. East had Kenny Rugby, Steve, JBQ, Sackinator, Billy B and showing up late and completely worthless, Tommy Gun.

East beat West 53-35. East scored on 7 TD passes from Kenny Rugby to Steve(2), JBQ(2), Billy B(2) and Sackinator. Billy B also had a pick six. West scored on 5 TD passes from JC to Big Jim(3) and HH(2).

Tommy Gun
Still Gunning...
Mr. T Fans Football Club

Week 2

Let's play at Madison HS. Waters Field still ain't done. Its under water.

Saturday, 12/5 @ 9 AM.

10th Annual Mr. T Fans Football Club Kickoff!

Ten years! Still going. We played 9v9 on Thanksgiving Day, November 26th at 8 AM at Marshall HS. The Red team won 33-20. Red (West) had JC, Wiley Coyote, The Kidd, Big Jim, 4X, Chris, Roger, Patrick & Tommy Gun. The other team (East) had Dewey, Tom C, Billy B, Sackinator, Andrew Difro, Lavelle, George, John & Frank. West scored on TD passes from JC to Big Jim, The Kidd & Tommy Gun. JC also ran one in and Wiley Coyote had a pick six. East scored on TD passes from Dewey to Tom C, Sackinator & Difro.

This Saturday, 11/28, we play at Madison HS @ 9 AM.

Tommy Gun
Still Gunning
Mr. T Fans Football Club

100 Years

Hey Mr. T Fans! It's time to play the nail game. Come on out and help the Burke Bros celebrate 100 years!

Garage Party April 10th, 9 PM

705 Birch Street SW
Vienna, VA

I'll have chips, pretzels and good bier. If you want to eat "potted meat products" or pork rinds, you'll need to bring it. We could always use more bier - German pilzner preferred. If you bring beer that has the word "light" or "lite" in the name of the beer, make sure you take any leftover with you when you go. Any left behind will be used to poison slugs.

I have darts and the ring game and I'll find us a nice stump for the nail game. Hardwood. Lightly seasoned. This is an INGA certified event so no cheating otherwise you will have to wrestle with the UF at midnight. You don't want to do that.

If you're on this list, you're invited. If you know someone who is not on this list but might like to play, he is also invited. I hope you all can make it!

Billy Boy, 49
Tommy Gun, 51
100 Years of Attitude
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Be real, man.

Football season is over in the NFL but it aint over for Mr. T fans. Not yet. Can we get one more week? Take the poll >>

Saturday 2/14 @ 9 AM @ Cedar Lane School.

We can no longer play on Waters as Lacrosse and Baseball have taken over. So, we are playing at Cedar Lane School. This is a grass field so make sure you wear the right shoes.

We started 4v4 and then went to 5v5 on Saturday. West had Big Jim, Tommy Gun, TermiNate, Big Dan and new Fans, Mark & Rob. East had the Judge, 4X, Mr. T Whisperer, HH & TermiNate (after he was traded). West beat East 24-12. West scored on 2 TD passes from Rob to TermiNate and Big Jim threw a TD pass to Rob and Big Jim scored a pick 6. East scored on 2 TD passes from the Judge to HH.

Real men play football on Saturday mornings. What do you do?

This is a picture of real men.

Are you in this picture?  If you aren't then I think it is time for some self-reflection. Maybe you should sign up for a jazzercise class.

Tommy Gun
Still gunning....
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Nobody's touched our balls

Can we do one more time? Take the Poll. It's right over there >> on the right.

Saturday 2/7 @ 9 AM @ Waters Field

We played 5v5 on Saturday. East beat West 20-14. Swirling winds and the single-digit wind chill made the ball difficult to throw and catch and kept the score down. Playing for East was Adamizer, Terminate, HH, Curious George and Tom "I will humiliate you" C. West had the Judge, Big Jim, Bullet Bob, JBQ and Tommy Gun. East scored on a TD run by Adamizer and on 2 TD passes from Adamizer to Tom C. West scored on 2 TD passes from the Judge to Bullet Bob and Tommy Gun. T Sizzle provided the QB pressure and managed to sack his dad, the Judge, once. HH had the play of the day with an INT looking back directly over his head while falling to the ground. It's hard to describe actually.

We started the game with a 10 PSI ball, regulation for Mr. T, and finished with a 9 PSI ball. This was do to climate change, which, as explained to me by the Judge, is always happening even if we don't play football. Questionable play calling? Of course. We go long on third and short. It's how we roll. It's not like we can just hand the ball off to "the Beast". I mean, who wouldn't take that option if they had it?

And as Mr. Kraft noted on national television, "Nobody's touched our balls." Well, except maybe Mr. Kraft's girlfriend.

Peace Robert.

Tommy Gun
Last of the Mohicans
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The End of an Era.

Two more weeks of Football. That's it. Will we play? Take the poll so we can see if there are numbers.

Pro Bowl Saturday: 1/24 @ 9 AM @ Waters Field
Super Bowl Saturday: 1/31 @ 9 AM @ Waters Field

This is who we need to see: The Judge, JC, Dewey, Big Jim, HH, Bullet Bob, Lucha Libre, Terminate, Adamizer, Rick the Pick, Mr. T Whisperer, Roger Rocker, Kenny Rugby, My O Mike, Curious George, Big Dan, The UF, Tom C & Patrick M. Then as an added bonus, for the first time this season, London Collin and Criminal.

Let's play. Bitches.

Tommy Gun
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T Fans Football Club