First name Mr, middle name 'period', last name T!

Well, one prediction was correct - Pain! And man there was a lot of it. If you aint hurtin, you aint exertin. Like that rhyme? Thought you would. Bob the Builder figured since steel toed boots worked so well on the job site he would wear steel spiked cleats on the turf. Hmm, best to watch out for that. Questionable attire aside, we had some pretty serious collisions both days - guys were seeing stars, laying on the turf, limping, holding their arms. It is touch football but....

Thursday we had 18 guys and played for almost 3 hours. Saturday it was 6v6 and we played for two more. On both days the score was decided by the extra points. 21-20 on Thursday and 28-26 on Saturday.

Frank Twinkle Toes, Bob the Builder, Kevin, Gio, Roger, Billy B, London Collin, Bard and Tommy B showed up for punishment on both days. We also had Mike C, O'Kelly, Patrick, Brig, Chico and the Man, Tito and Mike P and new T fans, Tom H and Billy E on Thursday and then Bannon the Banker and new T fans Tim D and Sean P on Saturday. Oh, and as a side note (its all a side note, isn't it?), Bard, due to some off-season shenanigans, is to be known from now on as The Criminal, or, just Criminal. Why? Ask Judas Priest. Breaking the whaaat???!!!!

Noticeably absent this week was the UF. Says he hurt his back. Whatever. Maybe he hurt it playing the kitchen for a new song in Mike C's band. Or, maybe he did not have time to play because he was busy writing the lyrics for this song. Nice oven mitts.

The highlight of the week has to go to Gio who came out sporting a Mr. T mohawk. Or was it a Nite Elf Mohawk? He seemed to be running faster. Maybe we should all get mohawks?

Maybe not. Next week, 12/5, 9 AM, Waters Field. Bob the Builder plans to sharpen up his cleats... Pain!!!! I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

Tommy B
Chief Antagonzer
Mr. T's Fan Club

Mr. T's Proclamations & Predictions

Proclamations:

First, remember to bring a Red jersey so we can split up teams. Notice I said "bring" not "wear". If everyone wears a red jersey that defeats the purpose. I pity the fool that needs me to explain this.
Second, if you show up late at Waters and you do not recognize anyone, it is because we are playing at Marshall HS. Last year a very large church group was at Water's and we had to share the field. Sharing sucks.
Third, tomorrow afternoon when you sit down to watch football remember those NFL players will not get nearly as much playing time as you did. That should make you feel special.
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Predictions:

First, The sorry-a$$ Cowboys could barely beat the sorry-a$$ Redskins and almost got me eliminated from my cut-throat pool. Take Oakland for the win.
Second, Detroit is sooo bad they can only beat teams that are worse than they are: the Browns and the sorry-a$$ Redskins. Take Greenbay.
Third, Denver started hot but now they are sooo bad they even lost to, that's right, the sorry-a$$ Redskins. Take NY.
Finally, At Mr. T's opening day there will be pain! Mr. T was fired from the psychic friends network for always predicting pain.

See you on the field. Don't be a sissy.

Tommy B
Chief Antagonizer
Mr. T's Fan Club